Photo 16 Sep 273,885 notes inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Text 16 Sep 121,205 notes

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

Text 15 Sep 296,734 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

Text 15 Sep 229,374 notes

scruffydeanwinchester:

birds-of-the-summer:

but does it count as murder if you say sorry

image

(Source: sleepcastiel)

Photo 15 Sep 587,519 notes bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Video 15 Sep 311,871 notes

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

Text 15 Sep 146,355 notes Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

3dbabe1999:

marilynmay:

*Sam and Dean Winchester cackling in the background* “Only twice?”

(Source: bellamybake)

Photo 15 Sep 171,179 notes amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

(Source: sermerlins)

Video 15 Sep 247,248 notes

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi)

Text 14 Sep 326,638 notes

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

Text 14 Sep 270,095 notes

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

image

WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

(Source: unrealprince)

Photo 14 Sep 108,984 notes ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

(Source: bookworldau)

Text 14 Sep 332,931 notes

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

Text 14 Sep 722,130 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

Photo 14 Sep 90,812 notes

(Source: sweet-serenityx)


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